James Bond: Thunderball (1965)

Bloody hell! Old Thunder Balls has only gone and got himself a flipping JET PACK!  To help him recover from his Jetpack Joyride, M sends him off to a clinic where he (I think this is the only way I can describe this) rapes his physiotherapist. I mean, she eventually wants to, repeatedly, but she definitely says no [...]

Anna Karenina (2012)

Having read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy, I wasn't sure exactly how I was going to feel about a film adaptation. If for no other reason, then just because the book is so bloody long. How can you condense something of that size into a two hour film?The answer, it seems, is by setting the [...]

James Bond: Goldfinger (1964)

Everything he touches turns to excitement, eh? Want to place bets on what he’s touching in that first picture?James gets some cool gadgets, boots it off somewhere exotic, steals Goldfinger’s girlfriend, has sex with someone (the famous Pussy Galore, no less) until they agree to help him, then tries to stop Goldfinger from stealing all [...]