James reckons he's killed Blofeld, and to be frank, he gets quite cocky about the whole thing, pissing M right off. He gets sent off to investigate a diamond smuggling operation, much to his disgust. Things perk up a little when he thinks he's going to South Africa, but he ends up in Amsterdam instead - [...]
Tag: 007
James Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
I had a feeling this would be bad from the moment I saw the poster. Why is 007 standing like that while skiing? Is the girl behind him meant to be Dame Diana Rigg? Why is her hair red? I thought that Irma Bunt (the German baddy lady) was in fact Rosa Klebb (the [...]
James Bond: You Only Live Twice (1967)
Finally! After this film we get a mini-break from Sean Connery's reign of terror!This time 007 heads off to Japan and feels a bit tall and silly, I imagine. On the plus side, he gets to hang out with the Japanese secret service's special ninja force, which must have been pretty cool.He's not just there [...]
James Bond: Thunderball (1965)
Bloody hell! Old Thunder Balls has only gone and got himself a flipping JET PACK! To help him recover from his Jetpack Joyride, M sends him off to a clinic where he (I think this is the only way I can describe this) rapes his physiotherapist. I mean, she eventually wants to, repeatedly, but she definitely says no [...]
James Bond: Goldfinger (1964)
Everything he touches turns to excitement, eh? Want to place bets on what he’s touching in that first picture?James gets some cool gadgets, boots it off somewhere exotic, steals Goldfinger’s girlfriend, has sex with someone (the famous Pussy Galore, no less) until they agree to help him, then tries to stop Goldfinger from stealing all [...]
