James reckons he's killed Blofeld, and to be frank, he gets quite cocky about the whole thing, pissing M right off. He gets sent off to investigate a diamond smuggling operation, much to his disgust. Things perk up a little when he thinks he's going to South Africa, but he ends up in Amsterdam instead - [...]
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James Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
I had a feeling this would be bad from the moment I saw the poster. Why is 007 standing like that while skiing? Is the girl behind him meant to be Dame Diana Rigg? Why is her hair red? I thought that Irma Bunt (the German baddy lady) was in fact Rosa Klebb (the [...]
Sydney White (2007)
Finally, I've found a film that my boyfriend refused to watch!The story is loosely modelled on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. A more detailed explanation is that Sydney goes to uni (or college, as she probably calls it) and tries to join the sorority that her dead mum was in. Sadly, her dead mum's [...]
James Bond: You Only Live Twice (1967)
Finally! After this film we get a mini-break from Sean Connery's reign of terror!This time 007 heads off to Japan and feels a bit tall and silly, I imagine. On the plus side, he gets to hang out with the Japanese secret service's special ninja force, which must have been pretty cool.He's not just there [...]
Total Recall (1990)
“Get your ass to Mars”“No, you get your bloody arse to Mars, Arnie” Much better than I was expecting. And I was expecting this to be awful. I don’t like 90s movies very much. I almost always find them quite shit. However, this was good. Except for the special effects. It's funny to look at the 90s [...]
