James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

James reckons he's killed Blofeld, and to be frank, he gets quite cocky about the whole thing, pissing M right off. He gets sent off to investigate a diamond smuggling operation, much to his disgust. Things perk up a little when he thinks he's going to South Africa, but he ends up in Amsterdam instead - [...]

Sydney White (2007)

Finally, I've found a film that my boyfriend refused to watch!The story is loosely modelled on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. A more detailed explanation is that Sydney goes to uni (or college, as she probably calls it) and tries to join the sorority that her dead mum was in. Sadly, her dead mum's [...]

Total Recall (1990)

“Get your ass to Mars”“No, you get your bloody arse to Mars, Arnie” Much better than I was expecting. And I was expecting this to be awful. I don’t like 90s movies very much. I almost always find them quite shit. However, this was good. Except for the special effects. It's funny to look at the 90s [...]